Nick Griffin’s real dream in life is to become the next Susan Boyle. Since he saw his Australian counterpart Pauline Hanson Dancing with the Stars he’s used every small gathering of twats political rally as an excuse to sing pop songs to choreographed dance steps. As this photograph shows, BNP Crusaders is simply a front to audition prospective members of his boy band. And it’s a lot harder than you think to go from fascist to showbiz whilst staying true to your inner bigot. Hanson is even emigrating to Britain to advise Griffin on how to smile just hatefully enough so all the immigrants in the audience know he’s not smiling at them.