100 Boyfriend Qualities | The Frisky

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peterwknox:

I’m not so neurotic about boyfriends as whatever she-witch write this list. Still, I went through this list and got rid of all the stupid ones, obvious ones (eg, Would not rape my Mother) and things which where really petty. He should wind you up for watching crap TV! Wind him up back, have some backbone girl. After all, you did ask it from him. Jeez, I fucking hate women. Anyway, here’s my list… My Next Boyfriend… 1. …will not cheat on me. 3. …won’t put others down to make himself feel better. 13. …will be tall. 14. …will be emotionally mature, available, and evolved. 20. …will compliment me every now and then, especially when I’ve made an effort to look nice for a night out. 22. …will have goals, dreams, and the drive to achieve them. 24. …will know how to do his own laundry. 25. …will text or call just to say ‘Hi.’ 28. …will be interested in culture, music, art, and travel. 29. …will have read a book since high school. 31. …will tell the truth. 32. …will be open-minded and non-judgmental of others. 35. …will actually enjoying spending time with me. 38. …will appreciate the art of foreplay. 46. …will continually surprise me. 47. …will lovingly accept my neurosis. 50. …will have a backbone in the relationship and not be afraid to tell me ‘no.’ 51. …will be a great kisser. 52. …will have a great sense of humor, but know when to be serious. 53. …will be more passionate in random moments. 54. …will know who he is as a person and be honest about that. 57. …will be able to laugh at himself. 60. …will give me space. 64. …will not go to bed at 9:30 pm. 75. …will be confident in himself, but not egotistical. 77. …will trust me. 79. …will love wine. 81. …will not take himself so seriously. 87. …will not push anal sex on me every time I’m on my period. 96. …will like to go down on me. Most important are 13, 29 and 57.

There’s 30 good reasons for me to remain single…

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  1. tumblndice reblogged this from nicepants and added:
    Fuckin-A, man. Can’t even make it...7. Then the “will be tall” part was just rubbing it...
  2. coolerthanthat reblogged this from hellofriend and added:
    Can’t wait for the inevitable response, a la “No Pigeons.”
  3. nicepants reblogged this from hellofriend and added:
    scrape my brain out
  4. dianeli reblogged this from jessicachu
  5. tikayiyay reblogged this from carmenmariah
  6. shaunbwilson reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    Let me get this straight… one of the things that snickerdoodle proposes every woman deserves is a man that is tall?
  7. hellofriend reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    awesome. Seriously. Every female should, as...post says, “print this bad boy out, tack...
  8. teenageaunt reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    I’d be lying if a good percentage of these apply to the next boy. I chuckle everytime I come upon one that the ex needs...
  9. carmenmariah reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    Should I really expect my boyfriend to possess...I don’t even possess? Yeah, I pretty much...
  10. everythingbut reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    These are generally fair points, but there’s room for superficial inconsistency if you’re together long enough or often...
  11. squirrelly reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    63 - Yes. 88 - Ew.
  12. crowth reblogged this from thesophie and added:
    There’s 30 good reasons...remain single…
  13. moamy reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    Actually, the perfect guy would build that skeeball lane and let you win your engagement ring with a big stack of...
  14. dazzlingdelta reblogged this from hallekiefer and added:
    i like short guys. who the fuck cares?
  15. thesophie reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    I’m not so neurotic...whatever she-witch write this list. Still,
  16. lizlet reblogged this from mdfsmash and added:
    Yeah, I think I just want the skeeball lane. And maybe one of those plastic rings that cost 100 tickets at your finer...
  17. mdfsmash reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Can I have both?
  18. pleaseshowmehowtolive reblogged this from peterwknox
  19. peterwknox reblogged this from bitsofjess and added:
    leeshiebean:robot-heart:snickerdoodle...Ok, everyone’s reblogging this, and yes, there are...
  20. hallekiefer reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    i still don’t see what everyone’s problem is with short guys. I don’t think a tall man is something you “deserve”,...
  21. awkwardcity reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    I don’t mean to be snide, or self-congratulatory or anything...sort since I’m actually a...
  22. bryanboova reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Imagine how much better it would be for whomever the emotionally challenged, non-self validating person that came up...
  23. sarahchristine reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    Not to be difficult, but not everybody deserves all...awesome going on yourself. You get
  24. beautifulyou reblogged this from jessicachu
  25. jessicachu reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    A list of 100 qualities that your next boyfriend/significant other would have compiled into one master list. Seriously...
  26. katiewashere reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    I haven’t read this yet, but I would much rather have a skeeball lane. I mean, really. Come on. If some guy blindfolded...
  27. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from baxterp2 and added:
    As objectively as I can, I think I pass over 70% of those easily. The “good with money” and “be more satisfied with his...
  28. catnoises reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    Strikethrough-I don’t agree./Doesn’t matter. Normal-Agree. Bold-Hardcore Agree. My Next Boyfriend… 1. …will not cheat on...
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